Are Americans Ready for Democracy
Today's episode is inspired by the satire article "Are Americans Ready for
Democracy" by David Berreby
In the name of God, the Most Compassionate, the Most Merciful
The uprisings in the Middle East have been handled by many in the western media
with a lot of bigotry against Muslims and Arabs, with many fears being raised
about whether we can be "trusted" to elect our own leaders. To demonstrate how
prejudiced this is, today we will be covering the recent protests in America in
a satirical way. And just as the western media are usually oblivious about
Islamic culture and Arabic words to make us seem alien, in this video, we will
be oblivious about American culture and English words.
As the wave of popular uprising spreads all over the Middle West, it's Anarchy
in America. With chaos across the country from Wisconsin to Indiana, Illinois,
Ohio, to Idaho.
And while it is true that violence and riots are quite common in America, like
any time their favorite sports team loses, and more often to celebrate when
their favorite team WINS, but this time we have to pay attention, because the
protestors want to topple the U.S. regime.
Many American protesters are actually invoking the Arab revolutions, comparing
their governors to Mubarak and Gaddafi, in their cries for help against their
And while many Muslims are showing solidarity for the plight of the American
people, many are questioning how we can be sure that the next American regime
won't be even worse.
Don't get me wrong, I have always felt sorry for the plight of the American
I mean, their legal system is so unfair, that they actually consider justice to
be blind. And can you Imagine that they don't even have Sharia courts, Jewish
courts, or even Christian courts. That is so unfair to Christians and Jews, who
were given this basic religious right in the Islamic nation 1400 years ago.
Instead, their judicial system is clearly based on white supremacy...it's even
called the "supreme" court. I mean, their constitution denied women and slaves
the rights of people, and now their "supreme" court considers white-owned
companies to be "people".
So this law is going to take the most corrupt political system in the world, and
make it that much easier for U.S. companies to buy elections to serve their own
And while American companies are given the same rights as people, these
corporations manipulate the laws so that the wealthy can avoid paying taxes, and
they aren't even held liable for breaking the law, even when they cause the most
corrupt financial collapse in history.
So now, not only is the U.S. economy in crisis, but those poor Americans are
forced to pay 35% of their income as "taxes". I mean the most that Christians &
Jews ever paid for Islamic social welfare and national security was 5% of
retained wealth, which also included a money-back guarantee, like when Khalid
Ibn Al Waleed paid back this "Jizyah" tax to non-Muslims when he could no longer
In terms of education, they have the lowest ranking of all developed countries
in math, science and high school graduation. And it's really no wonder, they
don't even send their kids to normal madrasas. Instead, they're called
"schools", which in their language means "group", and this "group mentality" is
a clear method for conditioning obedience of American children. From a young
age, Americans are indoctrinated with the “pledge of allegiance”, where they are
forced to swear their subservience to the dominant regime. And that's especially
humiliating to those people they've conquered. Also taught in these radical
"schools" is the national "anthem", which is more like an indoctrination into
terrorism, where the goal is to conquer with no mercy. And in the 3rd hateful
VERSE, the enemies "blood" is used to "wash out their foul footsteps", and
offers "no refuge ... from the TERROR of flight, and the gloom of the grave."
And the worst part, is that American children are brainwashed to make war and
conquer in God's name. So basically, these radical schools teach children that
these violent VERSES abrogate and cancel any peaceful VERSES from the U.S.
After that, their adolescents are encouraged to consume large quantities of
alcohol and drugs in their aptly named "high" schools, and when they move on to
college, their daughters are trained to fall victim of promiscuity with
unfaithful men, in order to prepare them to work UNDER their heads of state, or
if they end up marrying a politician.
And the state of American civil liberties is appalling. What's the point of
claiming to give freedom of speech, when their privately owned media companies
do little more than promote their respective religious or secular ideologies.
But in combination with the U.S. Patriot act stripping away the right to
privacy, there is a silver lining: at least no one can hate Americans for their
freedoms, since they just lost them all.
And the hypocrisy of their leaders is unbelievable. They always say one thing to
get elected, and do the exact opposite when they gain power. So in the American
version of the Shia "Taqqiya", their leaders are encouraged to lie, without even
being under direct threat of harm.
The real problem here is that Democracy doesn't mean the same to American
politicians as it does to the rest of the world. Both the Republican and
Democrat ideologies deceive the American people with rhetoric about freedom and
democracy, with the end goal of actually OPPRESSING the American people to
Even fundamentalist Americans can't argue with that. After all, Democrats are
utterly ashamed by the election of George Bush, twice. And Republicans hate the
election of Barrack Obama so much that they are forced to contradict themselves
in order to disagree with him.
Here's a Republican criticizing Obama before the Libyan No-Fly Zone:
Fox News - What would you do about Libya?
Newt Gingrich - Exercise a No-Fly Zone this evening. Provided help to the rebels
to replace him. I mean the idea that we're confused about a man who has been an
anti-American dictator since 1969 just tells you how inept this administration
is. The U.S. doesn't need anybody's permission, we don't need to have NATO...we
don't need to have the United Nations.
And here he is after the No-Fly Zone:
Newt - I would not have intervened. I think there were a lot of other ways to
affect Gaddafi. I think there are a lot of allies in the region that we could
have worked with. I would not have used American and European forces.
Clearly, there is no way to ensure a good outcome from democracy in America. And
even though the American media doesn't realize it, but they agree with us
completely. For example:
Tucker Carlson - For the many people who say that the point is free elections,
they should be reminded that the point is a good outcome. Elections are merely a
means to a good outcome.
Fox News - Well, when you talk about democracy, let's look at democracy. Germany
had democracy and voted in Hitler.
So now we apply Fox News' own logic to the United States government: we
shouldn't support American democratic elections, because there's no way to
guarantee a good outcome for the rest of the world.
Because the U.S. government is not only oppressing its own people, but recent
U.S. foreign policy is one of the most militant and brutal in history, and
especially against Muslims.
So what's the point of these Western so-called democracies, when they result in
wacko, anti-Palestinian, Anti-Muslim repressive governments, causing the deaths
of hundreds of thousands of Muslim civilians in Palestine, Afghanistan and Iraq.
Some misguided Muslims blame the American people themselves for the atrocities
of the U.S. government. This is similar to some arguments presented by Fox News:
Fox News - Democracy. Democracy, what does that mean? Nothing! Nothing, it
depends on who the people are that are voting.
But since the vast majority of Americans don't even vote, Muslims can't blame
all Americans for electing leaders that turn out to be violent radicals. And
even though Muslims have every right to be angry at what the American government
is doing to our Muslim brothers, we still can't blame all Americans. The Quran
says (5:8) "O you who believe! Be steadfast witnesses for Allah in equity, and
let not hatred of any people make you deviate and deal unjustly."
But it is true that the American revolution was a bloodbath compared to the
peaceful Egyptian and Tunisian revolutions, but that's only because America is a
very young country. How can you expect Americans to evolve socially in a mere
200 years to the same level as the ancient civilizations in Europe and Asia.
And While Islam does teach us to be united as Muslims above all else, Americans
are still divided by their tribal and ideological lines: you have the
Roman-Catholic against the Southern-Baptist, the Conservative-Republican against
the Liberal Democrat. That is why many people believe that their recent barbaric
civil war is still being fought today. For example, in a recent poll, 46% of
Mississippi Republicans want to ban interracial marriage ! That explains why
political opponents are very often assassinated through HONOR killings.
So are Americans ready for Democracy? Fox News believes that NOT all people:
Fox News - ...are blessed with an innate, genetic subconscious that equate
freedom and democracy. And while I think all people in the world deserve to be
free, I'm not sure everyone in the world is ready for democracy.
So while White Supremacists believe that American genetics have become inferior
due to interracial marriage, but that is not an Islamic concept. Prophet
Muhammad (pbuh) said: "There is no superiority of an Arab over a non-Arab, or
non-Arab over an Arab, nor of a red person over a black, or a black person over
a red, except by piety."
Therefore, we can't blame American genetics for anything. You see, the real
danger is from the U.S. government's radical form of Democracy, because their
ideology tries ensures American freedoms at the expense of everyone else's. The
world can no longer allow American leaders to use their constitution to justify
terrorist invasions and imperial occupations.
But we have to find a way to ensure global peace without imposing our own puppet
government on the Americans. I recommend that we abolish the U.S. Department of
Homeland Security, and replace it with the Department of Everyone Else's
Homeland Security, so we can protect the homeland of all non-Americans. And we
definitely need to ban the practice of "American law", which is the U.S.'s own
barbaric form of Islamic Sharia. Finally, we should enforce the new French law
on Americans, to fine people whose clothing represents female subjugation, like
the Bikini, because you would surely have to force people to wear them. These
tools are essential to stopping "Americanization" everywhere in the world, and
putting an end to this hateful, radical "Americanist" fundamentalism.